Funny Joke: My wife enjoys receiving compliments from strangers.

 

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. 

Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" 

The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have 

the breasts of a eighteen year old." 

"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old a$$?" 

She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."